If you haven’t noticed that strange backpack that Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant has been wearing to post game press conferences, then you’re either not watching NBA or you’re blind. Either way, I did a little research and found out exactly what Durant was hiding in that bag after LAST NIGHT’S game.
- Russell Westbrook’s game-I have to agree with Frank here, dude’s a Point Guard for goodness sake. Having almost double the amount of turnovers then assists is a recipe for disaster.
- Kendrick Perkins ego- “Me and Tyson never got along. I’m serious,” Perkins said. “He don’t like me, I don’t like him and that’s pretty much how it’s been. Everybody always looks at me as kind of like a dirty player if you’re on the opposite team, but he’s just as dirty as anybody else.” How about you put that tough guy pride aside and make an impact.
- Secret photos of Dirk Nowitzki doing something naughty-How else can you explain shooting 7/21 and only 18 points last night?
- A towel and a razor blade for James Harden- Tell me my man doesn’t look like one of those Al Qaeda terrorists? If the Thunder have any chance of winning this series, homie can’t shoot 2-9 from the field, and put up a fat 0-4 from 3. You’re too important off the bench, Mohammed Atta.
- His own balls- KD, how about you attempt to be like MJ and attack the damn basket my dude. Stop sitting at the 3-point line, and get to the hole. Also, it wouldn’t hurt to demand the ball, especially while your point guard is shooting 8-20.
- Russell Westbrook’s Pencil, Notebook, Paper, and Pencil case- Because Jason Kidd is taking his ass to school. That’s how you play the point my man, oh, and he’s also 75 years old.
- The Oklahoma City Thunder’s boarding passes-If Westbrook, Durant, and Perk keep playing like this, it’ll be an early trip home for the Thunder.
- James Harden’s application for employments at FLOPpingout.com- I mean, REALLY James? I haven’t seen a FLOP like that since Vlade Divac.
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While the series is only 2-1 in favor of the Dallas Mavericks, it feels like it’s much worse. Game 4 is a must win for them on Monday.
Leave the backpack at home KD, unless you plan on skipping town after the game, REAL QUICK.